How many of you have actually played Gears of War on a 20″ LCD TV, sipping on a nice, cold beer (the vital drink that sustains all of us at Coolest Gadgets), listening to our favorite tunes on the iPod? I’m sure that many would have answered in the affirmative, but when you realize that one can do all that in the loo, your jaws are guaranteed to drop, just as mine did when I laid eyes on the Pimped Out John from Roto-Rooter.


The Pimped Out John can do all of the above mentioned and more. Don’t forget the inclusion of a TiVo DVR that records all your favorite shows while you’re slaving away at the office, an Avanti refrigerator, and an electric cup warmer just in case you want to substitute a pint for a mug of coffee. Apparently, the Pimped Out John is not just some rant of a mad company, but it is a very real product. Roto-Rooter will be handing out a set completely free in an online sweepstakes, so if you want one badly enough to accompany you during your log laying expeditions, now would be a good time to head over their website.

I, for one, am not sure if I want such an extreme makeover in my toilet. I mean, am I going to prevent guests from soiling my toilet floor and using my Xbox 360 controller after they’re done with their business? If I’m going to get my hands dirty, at least I know where the source is from - myself! What do you guys think? This idea will most probably crash and burn, but there could be just enough crazy people in the world to justify production. One thing that stands out is the color scheme - you just gotta love the fur-lined toilet seat.